Tell us a joke

I hope my readers will excuse me for posting a somewhat naughty, R-rated joke for this one! To me it just speaks of the innocence of youth and how we should be careful of what we tell them:

A couple decides to take their five year old son with to a nudist beach, reasoning that he is too small to comprehend.

After about 15 minutes the toddler comes running to his mom and asks “Mommy, why are some ladies chests bigger than yours?”
Mommy replies “The bigger the chest, the dumber they are”

Five minutes later he comes running again, asking “Mommy, why are some mens weeners bigger than others?”
Satisfied with her first answer, mommy replies “The bigger the weener, the dumber the man”

She carries on reading and five minutes later the young boy comes running again “Mommy, mommy come help! Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady here and the more he talks the dumber he gets!”

Naughty, I know, but I just had to giggle!

Author: nanuschka

I am a free spirit born in the Free State, 20 years to late. I am Ying and Yang. I am the girl next door who prefers daisies and peace rallies, but can just as easily rock at a rally. I love all things Latin and am sure that in my previous life (if that existed) I was Spanish. The dark side of me, however, tells me that I lived in Mother Russia. I am an over thinker par excellence , in constant search of answers to all things that makes us human. What we do and, more importantly, why we do it. I hope you enjoy my rambles and would love to hear from you. If you like it here, please come back, comment and share. If not, let me not waste another second of your time. All I ask is that you respect my space, be constructive and leave negativity at the door. There is enough of that in this world we live in and yes, in my head too sometimes. Not everything here will be liked or agreed with. Some of it will be downright rude, crazy and straight forward. Not everyone will like me and what goes on in my head, but this is my life and my space. Enjoy the ride

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